I don't want to be a bearded lady...I just want a fake one. So it's no surprise that I found this etsy shop a long time ago: I Made You a Beard. I show it to B every now and then, and I tell him that I'm getting one in dark brown (like my hair color), lumberjack style. He insists that I will not. I mostly wanted one for the long walks to the BJC to get my car in the winter. I thought it would look much more stylish than a scarf. But since I wasn't driving around at all during the winter (let alone walking), I never got one. But my love for the beard hasn't died. Perhaps, I will still get one.
I hope you get one for yourself (or me!) :)